Brad Simpson

Sex on legs.

Brad Simpson’s is sex on legs , end of.

by Grunge Baby January 19, 2019

homer simpson

Probably the greatest character ever to grace the television screen. Incredibly dumb, yet insanely lovable. Full of classic quotes, stupid stunts, and an unending appetite. I love this man.

Hey, let's get stoned and watch Homer talk to Johnny Cash at the chili cookoff.

by Kristina January 12, 2004

Simpson Flies

Small flies that infest an office setting due to rotting banana peels or other items left in trashcans or desks.

For godsakes... these Simpson Flies are all over the place. Check the trashcans.

by jimmy bloughtou February 21, 2009

Bart Simpson

A boy who is in the fourth grade that attends Springfield Elementary on The Simpsons sitcom. His famous catch phrases are "Get bent","Eat my shorts", and "Ayy Caramba". Bart has been described by his sister as the devil's cabana boy. His hobbies are skateboarding,reading Radioactive Man Comics, and causing all types of fukin mischievous havoc on anyone he feels like.

Bart: Owwww! My bones are so brittle!, but I always drink plenty of Malk?
Milkcarton reads: With Vitamin R

by ASESSIno April 25, 2004

Old simpson place

A term for farms that have a a soil PH of 9.6 when they need a 7-8 max.

Heh! You're not gonna grow nothing on the Old Simpson Place! That's why ya daddy abandoned it!

by Chuck's Feeduck And Seeduck October 25, 2020

Homer Simpson

Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.

"Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos

by G-Union February 24, 2004

Scimparette

A cigarette, specifically a hand rolled cigarette, that contains significantly less tobacco than a normal cigarette would. Scimparettes are usually rolled due to a lack of tobacco or as a means of rationing tobacco so that more cigarettes can be consumed later. The amount of tobacco used in a scimparette varies from person to person, however, it typically contains no more than half the tobacco content that the person rolling it would normally use in a cigarette.

Friend 1:

Can I pinch a roll up mate?

Friend 2:

Sorry man I have minimal baccy, It'll have to be a scimparette.

by dec4president January 24, 2013