The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.
Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.
by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020
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by AxrieJbtw July 29, 2020
Get the Simpers mug.by Yes you hoe April 26, 2017
Get the butt scumper mug.The emperor/leader of all simps. The simp overlord that can't be overthrown. This man worships females in hope of getting attention one day. He is friend-zoned and no female sees him as a potential partner.
The simperor is cognisant of this fact and has accepted it as fate, which has elevated him to the highest honor a simp can hold
The simperor is cognisant of this fact and has accepted it as fate, which has elevated him to the highest honor a simp can hold
The simperor rallied fellow simps to not let go the ways of their constant female worship.
After being friend-zoned for the 1000th time, he has become worthy of calling himself the simperor.
After being friend-zoned for the 1000th time, he has become worthy of calling himself the simperor.
by hakamplakamp February 5, 2021
Get the Simperor mug.The movements of a panty clad female(usually topless) around the house between sexual episodes. Day or weekend long scampering is know as a scamperfest. Usually occuring pre-marriage but scampering can continue after marriage in good relationships.
1. She was over all weekend scampering around.
2. We are going to lock ourselves up in this house and have a scamperfest.
2. We are going to lock ourselves up in this house and have a scamperfest.
by Slipkid May 18, 2006
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"don't you mean simmering"
"no"
"don't you mean simmering"
"no"
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