Schyler

A schyler is a cute af guy who’s dedicated to his sports, school, and friends. A schyler meets new people easily and gets along with them well. If you ever meet a schyler, make sure you keep him in your life. If you lose him, you might never find another guy who will listen to you or help you out in sticky situations. A schyler is usually a tall fillipino, with poofy hair and likes the color red. Most Schyler’s are born in April, for it’s the month of love, and you gotta love a schyler!

“Woah he looks like a schyler! Let’s go say hi”

by BitchGetTheFuckOuttaHea July 22, 2018

Schyler

A person who likes to to take games way too seriously, and spend large amounts of money on it.

I can't afford to feed my family anymore, I need to stop being such a Schyler.

by soyboybitch April 16, 2020

Schyler

someone who lives in a small town, does karate and is pretty dandy at bostaff. He also plays baseball and does karate and enjoys pumpkin rolls. Schyler dabbles in the arts of the beef. This helps him get the ladies like Fiona ;)

Woah look at that Schyler doing fancy bostaff stuff!!

by beefafa October 25, 2015

Schlen

Being high. After one consumes cannabis.

I'm nice and Schlen mate

by Chazwarn96 July 29, 2011

Schlenker

Noun: A versatile eating utensil, usually a spork with a jagged edge for cutting and a straw for a handle. See verb form: "to Schlenk".

1) John: "Gee, Cyndi, I am so very confused by all of the silverware at the table right now."

Cyndi: "Silly, you should have ordered a Schlenker. It would make eating a snap. And it's only $19.95 if you order now!"

John: "Now I'll be able to eat lasagna, tough steak, and chocolate pudding while drinking out of a juice box at the same time! Thanks, Schlenker!"

by ShrEnjoy August 23, 2011

Schlenk

someone who has almost no muscle mass yet little body fat and looks like an enderman from minecraft. it’s not unlikely for them to actually eat like pigs but they somehow never put on the pounds.

joey : dude have you seen mark without his shirt off? it’s disgusting !
frank: yeah bro he’s such a schlenk. he’s just so gangly and awkward.

by scott’s left testicle September 2, 2019

schlenergy

That vibe of energy you get from a guy who walks around knowing he has a massive schlong

That guy over there... I can feel his schlenergy

by townhouse69 March 8, 2020