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Schmazzled

Adj. The act of being absolutely fucked out of your mind.

We just got absolutely schmazzled while drinking 4Lokos
by The Yo-Crunch Bandit November 7, 2021
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fo schnizzle muh nizzle izzle bizzle fizzle dizzle

1.universal code talk that means "hey Im a moron"

2. excuse to use the letter z on the keyboard.
fo schnizzle muh nizzle izzle bizzle fizzledizzle...oh I mean please shoot me, appaerently im dumb
by stevie marie January 8, 2004
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schnuzzle

An intense form of cuddling. Usually much cuter and more comfortable than actual cuddling and only done with a significant other. Must be done in a bed. (you can not schnuzzle on a couch).

Other forms: Schnuz
"When you come over we can smoke, watch adult swim, and then schnuzzle (schnuz).
by AveryK October 18, 2008
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schnozzled

the concept of being totally mashed from any intoxicating substances
'Damn Kate, i'm so frickin' schnozzled!'
by Sdrz. February 26, 2008
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Schwizzler

A proper noun for A guy who's face looks a lot like a cheese knife ( cleft chin or short beard optional) ( sometimes confused with a cartoon barracuda)
"Chris, look, it's the Schwizzler"
by The Jammer August 8, 2003
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schnitzlered

Being drunk beyond normal human capacitance. Past black-out stage. Possibly in combination with substances. Most likely waking up 16 hours after incident having no recollection of previous engagements. Unwilling to lift body from bed for the following 24 hours.
After that handle of vodka and plate of hash brownies last night, I was so schnitzlered I couldn't make it into work the next two days!!
by Raspy Barnickle July 13, 2010
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schmitzle-schmazle

doing every conceivable sex act in the Kama-Sutra, The Joy of Sex and the etchings on the shit-house wall

Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel

**see also mohel bohel
That rabbi schneider can make one mean schmitzle-schmazle!! Baruch haba, bitches!!!

"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"
by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006
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