Schwindenhammered

The act or prcoess of consuming alcholic drinks until you are completely hammerd and blackout.

Did you see Tim the other night. Yeah he was Schwindenhammered.

by Mr. Schwindy October 7, 2011

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Schwingularity

The exact moment your chubber crosses over to become a full-fledged hard-on

“Dammit! My hot teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so effing embarrassed. But hope my teacher was impressed.”

by hodags1966 November 10, 2020

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Originally crafted by the illustrious @dantalents and colloquially used within the CrewDat and ToKyMonGrey Mario Kart communities, schlinin is the art of the immaculate drift, shell, and shroom of the opposition.

Did ya see that!? Jerk Chiken be schlinin all over dem fools! He be a schlinin God!

by The Kirkle March 9, 2018

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schwingularity

The moment your chubber crosses the line to become a full-fledged hard-on

Damn, the teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so embarrassed. How's that for bad timing?

by hodag1966 October 11, 2015

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schoink

ever wanna call someone a dumbass without calling them a dumbass? schoink is another word for dumbass! not many people will know what it means so you’re safe

peter: for crying out loud, stop being a schoink!
rebecca: a schoink?

by imnotella April 9, 2021

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