Skip to main content

Schwing!

Said when a beautiful woman is seen. Onomatopoeia. Describing the sound of a sword being unsheathed. Phallic connotation.
Hoowie, look at her!! Schwing!
by Ken December 1, 2002
mugGet the Schwing! mug.

Schwang wang wang

Used to punctuate a particular awful joke. Often followed by the name of the world renowned conservative blogger and youtube.com enthusiast, Debbie Schlussel.
Debbie ~ "The queen of daytime talk has endorsed B.O.... no, not the smelly B.O., but the Presidential B.O."

Cenk ~ "Schwang wang wang, Debbie Schlussel"
by Sir Cumcision September 10, 2009
mugGet the Schwang wang wang mug.
Related Words

feng schwing

1. n. The art or practice of positioning objects, especially home furnishings, based on a belief in patterns of yin and, more importantly, yang - and the flow of chi that have positive effects on whether or not you're likely to score.

2. n. Interior design for "gettin' some".

see also schwing
"Chaz had his room re-done according to basic principles of feng schwing. Leopard print satin sheets, a flowing canopy, lots of pillows, ambient lighting, easy-reach black lacquered nightstand that cleverly hides......stuff you need to reach easily......and fuzzy bunny slippers - for those inevitable ackward moments... Unfortunately, he ignored the first and foremost success principle of feng schwing - MOVE OUT OF PARENT HOUSE!"
by Hope_Kissit May 3, 2007
mugGet the feng schwing mug.

Schweigefox

From the German "Schweige" meaning silence and the English "Fox". This term was created on a German reality TV show in a moment of extreme frustration. It accompanies a hand gesture (pointer finger and pinkie are ears, thumb and remaining fingers create the fox face), which can be thrust into someones face while exclaiming, "schweigefox!". Referred to in Judge John Hodgman Episode 175: Failure to Appear
This is used to interrupt someone who will not stop talking. So the example is merely, "Schweigefox!"
by *stand September 12, 2014
mugGet the Schweigefox mug.

Schwendtke

A fat old woman who had a baby by a stranger she met in a bar in her 50’s and the baby came out with special needs.
“Debbie is a Schwendtke and sent me a dm for making tard jokes on the internet and I don’t even know this bitch!”
by Djhellnaw August 27, 2019
mugGet the Schwendtke mug.

Schwing

Swchwing (v.)(sh-wing)

To give or to acheive an erection. Past tense:Schwung (as opposed to the common incorect form schwinged). In old english used as schwingeth. May also be used as an onomatopoeia.
Schwinger: One who inspires the erection.
Schwingee: One who receives an erection.
All of the above can only be used in a masculine context.
Origin: Wayne's World (movie)
1. Alas the schwungen slong!
2. Dost thou schwingeth thine slong at me?
3. "Nice tits...schwing", said the schwungen elf.
4. Schwing me please, thou beautious schwinger. Let me be your schwingee!
by Dr.Badfish's Minions December 30, 2005
mugGet the Schwing mug.

Schwenk

(n., v., adj.) The universal word for everything.
(n.) Wow, that schwenk is so cool!
(v.) Stop schwenking around!
(adj.) That movie was schwenking awesome!
(all) Get the schwenk off you schwenking schwenk-tard!
by Totally Awesome Super Cool Man December 15, 2008
mugGet the Schwenk mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email