schwellgoogle

Staring at a computer for hours upon hours surfing the Internet and nothing meaningful gets done despite insistence of how hard you worked all day.

He schwellgoogled for 10 hours today on his MacBook and not a damn thing got done today.

by Ohyeahr July 4, 2016

schwaldo

a stiff, joke (of a person), a person who gets made fun of, a loser, a scrub, a faggot. can be used in different ways: schwaldo, schwaldin, schwaldahontus, schweldoo, schwaldini.

The player tried to throw the ball but looked like a schwaldo when he did.

Wow ok schwaldahontus, you go do that gay stuff.

Hey schwaldin get out of here.

SCHWELDOOO!!!

by Kyle Ocho November 12, 2007

schwendemann

(adj.) a cool person that is a menges and isnt a sovi or a fraiger. A schwendemann is usually amazing at soccer and typicaly really ugly but girls are in love with him. A schwendemann is outgoing and they have half of a flynn most of the time

Dude 1: yo, you know marc.

Dude 2: yeh
Dude 1: hes half of a schwendemann.
Dude 2: Why???
Dude 1: because he has a flynn but hes bad at soccer and no girls like him

by Mr. fraiger June 27, 2009

woke the schweed

another way to say “smoke the weed” but so only top-notch stoners will understand you

i’m gonna go woke the schweed if you wanna come

by lexsace June 30, 2021

schwednesday

Sexual Harassment Wednesday. A weekly event of sexually harassing someone or something at any given time on a Wednesday. Just another reason to feel up a significant other or someone you know or even just something you see.
Rules-(just so you do not offend anyone or become arrested)
1. The "target" has to know about schwednesday and be a willing candidate.
2. Has to be fun not always sexual but can be.
3. The act of making everyone else in the room really awkward is always a plus.
4. DO NOT ACTUALLY COMMIT SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!! Really Important

Hey what day is it?
SCHWEDNESDAY!!!!! (leading to fun groping and Fondling)
The End.

by Kale Anderson November 11, 2007

The Dirty Schwerdty

When someone hooks up with another whilst paroletic.

Oh! I walked past Joyleens Frock Salon, and someone in there was paz az, doing The Dirty Schwerdty with a manikin!

by joyleen November 9, 2010

Scheldes

Home of a mystical creature known as the asain manbeast. He frequents the salad bar and can often be found bitching at employees or whining about food cost.

What are you from scheldes??

by havier January 23, 2004