amy schneider

boss a$$ b*tch who knows what's what

a.k.a. queen of jeopardy! who gets that money and makes bigoted fools quake in their wittle boots

person A: hey wanna grab dinner at that new ethiopian restaurant tonight at 7?

person B: you know what I'm sorry I've already got plans for that time

person A: no worries, maybe another time. see ya later

person B: *internally* in this house we support amy schneider

by epicharcboard January 27, 2022

schneikees

Way to describe any situation without cussing. Can be used in conjunction with many words such as holy, oh, woah, or just by itself. Generally used to express anger without maming the ears of others.

Holy schneikees! I completely forgot that my teacher was a man, not a woman. I sure as heck hope that she doesn't kill me.

by Mamer Q May 25, 2006

Kurt Hugo Schneider

A cute, perfect, and talented man whose eyes is so cute like a puppy. His voice is so good and calming. He can play any music instrument, from guitar to harp. He rarely sing himself, he prefer to collaborate with other talented singer. He's a phenomenon on YouTube.

Friend: Have you watch Kurt Hugo Schneider's medley of Maroon 5 songs w/ Max and Victoria Justice?

Me: Yeah. But I like his cover of Plain White T' - Hey There Delilah more. his voice is so calming.

by friferarta June 18, 2014

Lauren Schweikert

A person living in Arizona who has been known to have powers such as witchcraft and telekinesis.

I felt weird being around Lauren Schweikert. I think she may have put some weird spell on me.

by neccmoore1 January 23, 2020

Schneidered

That one dude we all know that gets so black out drunk the only way to describe it is by using his last name as a verb. Frequently done by someone who is too cheap to pay for their own booze but who will still complain the free drinks they are having are not as good as the free drinks they had the week before.

Ohhhhhh fuck me, I got so Schneidered last night that I woke up in the cat's litter box with my kid's tickle me elmo doll between my legs.

by cdnmale1972 January 5, 2016

schneidering

To receive very enthusiastic oral sex by a bearded little man.

I met a guy yesterday and his schneidering was incredible.

by Moomops August 27, 2022

jumbo schreiner

Fetter Galileo Essenstester mit einer Glatze und einem Bart. Wiegt 150kg.

Jumbo Schreiner: Ich habe Hunger und Dünnschiss

or

Person 1: Was geht Jumbo?
Person 2: Ich bin nicht fett.

by Jumboschreinerlover December 25, 2021