Schwank

To Defecate whilst masturbating

eg "I had a banging schwank last night-sorted me right out"

by Doug Swallows August 22, 2007

schwank

The act of crumbling up used paper and shooting it into a garbage class. Usually done in school.

Hey Cara, watch me schwank this in the garbage!

by Branden Panico January 5, 2008

Schwank

An umbrella term used for any and all types of off-brand, low-grade audio equipment.

Everybody was hanging out with their systems going then Tom pulled up bumping his Schwanks. What a loser.

Wow, those are some homemade looking speakers you got. What are those, Schwanks?

Whatever, your beats are so lame you couldn't get sponsored by Schwank Audio.

by MastaRoe May 15, 2011

schwanking

Shitting and wanking simultaneously. Also known as a Hilary ( Swank ).

Sorry I missed your call, I was schwanking!

by crocodilejackson March 18, 2015

Schwank

Sitting and wanking with your friends

When you tell your boys to come over and you sit around doing nothing, your schwanking.

by schwanker101 June 13, 2025

Schwank dick

A hereditary dick, of approximately eight inches (great girth), that has a legend history of smashing New Orleans bottoms

Left my heart and ass in New Orleans after getting that Schwank dick

by Beachbro2 July 29, 2023