Hollywood Schwal

A guy who‘s bad at lying about his success with women, but does it all the time.

A: So you smashed her on the first date?
B: Yeah, i opened my eyes, she turned around and stood there naked
A to C after B leaves: Omg B is such a Hollywood Schwal

by Osixggang August 9, 2020

schwilled

to be completely intoxicated. A past tense of schwill.

Nancey was completely schwilled from the party last night.

Frank schwilled on his drink.

by Phreaky Jesus January 16, 2005

schmall

describes somthing in size.

look at that schmall dog.

by geeb,the March 11, 2008

schwail

nothing
Function noun, schwailer, one who does nothing.
Function verb, schwailing, doing nothing

What ya doin? Schwailing...
To schwail or not to schwail that is the question...

by schwailer November 8, 2008

schwillage

Material used to get schwilled, or material used to get drunk.

I had to go to some contacts to get some schwillage for the night.

by Dave-izzle September 26, 2005

schwalb

verb. To ejaculate in one's own pants, or to ejaculate prematurely.

Dick and Jane were in Jane's car making out, and when Dick grabbed Jane's boob, Dick schwalbed.

by Ihaveboobsthatmadeaguyschwalb September 16, 2012

schwilly

drunk. stoned. under the influence. fucked up.




this is calans word, and if you steal it you die.

"im gettin' schwilly"

"lets get schwilly!"

"im schwillied"

by cally November 20, 2003