schwagenheimer

one who enjoys peeping under lunch tables to catch some fine middle school shwags

Hey did you see Jesson that schwagenheimer drop his phone to get a glance at Isaiah's package?

by akerfeldt July 17, 2009

schwaggert

1) a participant in the usage of schwag.
2) someone who is view in a somewhat unpleasant way.
3) a bumbling fool.
4) someone whose head spends most of the time in their ass.

1)I can't believe he smoked that ditch weed, what a schwaggert.
2)Only a schwaggert would lick his own balls for fun.

by onionvolcano December 15, 2009

Schwagger

The lame attempt at having swagger. Posing as though you're cool, when you are the furthest thing from cool.

"did you see that douchebag schwaggering to the bathroom? what a poser"

by ChairlockGolmz September 15, 2011

Schwaggle

Schwag (the cool offers you get delivered to your email inbox) + Haggle (what we do to get you the best price) = SCHWAGGLE

I went online and bought an awesome athletic gear from Schwaggle.active.com

by joujou93 March 23, 2011

Schwaggeddy

Usually a term used in graphing to describe a messy line or graph, but can be used to describe anything untidy or slipshod. Also, this term is mainly used by math geeks and teachers.

These graphs are unacceptable and way too schwaggeddy, use a ruler!

by areedj7 May 14, 2011

cock schwaggler

Used to describe someone that is an idiot of intense proportions. A schmuck.

That cop was clearly a cock schwaggler

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

Schwagg

shitty weed

dude just sold me a bag of schwagg, this shit sucks

by Ian's Bigg Ass February 24, 2010