shvitzing

Yiddish?, When an older Jewish person is involved in anything that would cause slight or heavy perspiration/ sweating.

1. "Open a window, I'm shvitzing"
2. "oy, with all this shlepping, shvitzing is inevitable"
3."I don't work out. Who wants with all the shvitzing"

by Slamm April 16, 2004

schlitz shits

The disgusting shit you get the morning after drinking a lot of cheap beer. It can be identified by the way it comes out all soft and mushy. It may feel like diarrhea but it usually appears like normal shit. Also, you'll need a couple hundred feet of toilet paper.

Whoever had the schlitz shits in the second floor bathroom needs to plunge the toilet NOW.

by Phil Cornholes May 14, 2008

schnitzengezungenhuyden

defensiveness mixed with dickishness masquerading as introspection

John Stewart would characterize Dick Cheney's tone in his interview with Jim Lehrer as schnitzengezungenhuyden.

by Svensticles February 26, 2009

Schnitzel

A character from a show called Chowder.

Guy 1: What is your favorite cartoon character?
Guy 2: Schnitzel from Chowder.

by יודל ישן March 27, 2021

Beer schlitz

The uncontrollable diarrhea one gets from consuming large amounts of schlitz beer

Dude, don't go in the bathroom for awhile. I had the massive beer schlitz.

by Milwaukeelover January 16, 2011

Schmitz

A tall, red-haired person who gets high off of weed 24-7. Usually eating cheap tacos and inhaling incense.

You look as stoned as Schmitz!

by samiam6977 January 17, 2009

schlitz-faced

One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.

The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.

by Anomaly July 8, 2005