Schumanati

A secret society of Assholes.

The Schumanati only had two remaining members as 2011. They are both Assholes.

by jsamjsam February 26, 2011

Tiger Schulmann's Karate

A waste of money. These people don't know shit. They are just interested in your money. They don't even know what style of karate they do. They were sued by the Attorney General for deceiving costumers. They coudn't fight their way out of a paper bag.

They will always be a skidmark on the underpants of society!

Tiger Schulmann's karate sucks, dude. Don't waste your time and money.

by BiggyJee December 30, 2004

Schuman

Annoying stalker type person who is creepy and stupid. creeper stalker idiot

That Randy guy is a real schuman.

by nolongernew September 17, 2016

tiger schulmann's

A joke to martial arts in which none should participate due to their total lack of knowledge pertaining to anything karate. If one was to stumble upon a class by accident, it is vital that they forgot everything said there, and if need be take a real leason in fighting.

Hey Joe, your my freind and I will help you with my advice, never go to tiger schulmann's, they have black belts who have not even reached double digit age. What does that tell you?

by Zach da Lack August 25, 2006

Schurmann

of German origin, etymology insists from the greek "Ser" and "Mach" meaning shoe maker. In the German language, schur mann means "villainous man" However, this is not the case. Any Schurmann you meet will be shady looking, yet has a sensitive side, with a few topics that should never be discussed unless you wanna get punched directly in the throat. He'll be short-ish, with a third leg for a dick. Usually has colored eyes, thanks to that cunt Hitler, it's highly unlikely any German will have brown eyes. Has a nice sense of humor, and gets about every joke. Can be a dick head when he wants to be, knows how to get the ladies, due to that silver tongue he was born with, and he knows how to use it to his advantage, (manipulation). Doesn't like to fight, but will kick you right in the teeth, which will shoot down through your intestines to your urethra and shoot out like solid semen.

Guy 1: "Dude, I saw my girl talking to Schurmann"
Guy 2: "He fucked her."

Girl 1: "So I saw you talking to Schurmann earlier...?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I fucked him."

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by JaySea July 23, 2012

Schürmann

A Family full of Pyromaniac's.

There are Schürmann's nearby!

by likeasteven July 15, 2021

Morgan Schuman

Chillest mf out there.

John: Monkey Poop
Rodger: No, "Morgan Schuman".

by John3482 November 30, 2022