schafernaker

When swearing at somebody behind their back,
Then when they turn around to look at you, pretending to do something else with your hands; such as scratching your face.

The very first person to do a schafernaker, was Thomas Schafernaker; BBC weatherman.

Whilst making rude gestures to the news reporter, camera flicks to him live, as soon as he realises he is on air, pulls an amazing schafernaker!!

I told Bob to stop messing around and do his work! When I turned round he Schafernaker'd me!!

by BigWill88 December 13, 2012

schmattered

- adj.

high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.

Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."

by bamnig April 25, 2007

Schaftenfreude

Pleasure derived by learning of another person getting shafted

From German, literally "Business Joy" (Schaft = business; Freud = joy).
An alternative to the more common Schadenfreude: pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune

"Manafort and Papadopoulos just got indicted. Ha ha, I'm getting some serious Schaftenfreude about the Ginger Gringo."

by Schafter November 2, 2017

Shafter

A man that does not like the head of his dick played with during sex, but would rather have the main focus on his shaft.

Oh, no, my boyfriend doesn't like when I play with the head of his cock, he's more of a shafter.

by Em1lyJ4mes March 27, 2019

Schaffering it

Another use of Google but useless information. Unreliable, false information, uncredited

Chris was going talking about how to install a car motor. Goes on and on about. Tom look over to Ryan and says "He's definitely schaffering it again"

by Tomahawkz August 23, 2021

Schafer

Being ultra-safe, cool, rad, hip, off the chain. If it's cool but not safe, it's schafer.

Dixon: Anyone watching Concrete Circus? It's pretty schafer.
Liam: What the fuck is schafer?
Dixon: It's schweet but with auto-correct on.
Liam: Wow, that's schafer.

by L.L.Cool.J August 19, 2011

Gustav Schäfer

The drummer of the German rock band Tokio Hotel. More often than not, he can be seen sitting quietly in the background of interviews while the twins Bill Kaulitz and Tom Kaulitz do most of the talking. Despite his quiet image, he is known to have a great sense of humor and can easily become very irratable.

His musical influence is mostly Metallica.

Gustav Schäfer was born on September 8, 1988. Which makes him the second oldest member next to Georg Listing.

by Vaiyala August 4, 2008