schroedingers restaurant

A restaurant that exists but you don't find the adress . So it both exists and doesn't exist at the same time.

Person 1: " hey how was it at the restaurant you wanted to check out last week?"

Person 2: "oh my. We walked around town for hours but couldn't find it although we had the adress."

Person 1: " seems like a Schroedingers restaurant. "

by Reila February 24, 2022

Schroedinger's Fisherman

Person who makes en extremely discrimnatory post and decides if its bait or not depending on the reaction they recieve

"Guys i really hate *incert minority*"

*possitive reaction* "yeah they suck"
*negative reaction* "dude u fell for the bait lmao"
"You are a complete schroedinger's fisherman dumbass"

by Brainrot Person August 16, 2022

Schroedling

The act of taking a phone call when other people are waiting for you.

Are you schroedling me?

by mrglenna April 26, 2019

Schroedinger's Cat

A hypothetical experiment in quantum mechanics that allegedly proves that a cat can be alive and dead at the same time. This conclusion smack's of Bishop Berkeley's notion that if nobody is in a forest to hear a falling tree, the tree makes no sound.

Schroedinger's Cat is not half alive and half dead. It is either alive or dead, and we have to open the box to find out. If we lose interest and refuse to open the box, the chances of the cat being dead increase greatly with time.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

Schroedinger's Jizz

The belief that when someone is jerking off they could be killing off thousands of the future's brightest minds or thousands of the future's worst nightmares.

Little Jimmy, after having rubbed off a big, steamy, globby load onto his computer, keyboard, and desk, began having episodes of guilt as the thought of Schroedinger's Jizz splattered in his mind.
Schroedinger's Cat Male Abortion Wet Hot Sticky Genocide

by Kaiser Say-So May 17, 2016

schroedinger

(noun) Person whose gender is uncertain, until someone actually opens the box.

Jez: I have a hot date tonight.
Belle: Boy or girl?
Jez: Schroedinger. We'll see when we get there...
Belle: Cool cat!

by Hector Borges June 19, 2021

Schroedinger's Virgin

A virgin that is also not a virgin at the same time, since someone's virginity depends on the amount of information others have about them and everyone's own definition of virginity.

Example: Even if people count anal sex as a valid first time sexual act, a female that has not had vaginal sex yet, is still a virgin in other people's book, especially if they never find out about the different sexual acts she has practiced.

"She's only had anal sex before, she's a schroedinger's virgin."

by Jasad November 8, 2021