schlook

To take a hit of a smoky treat or beverage.

Hand me that reefer, I want a schlook.

by Benjamin Kite October 4, 2003

schploogie

the gunk that gets in your eyes (or your pet dog or cat's eyes)

My dog likes to eat his own eye schploogies.

by harrison October 1, 2003

Schplock

The noise a £2 coin in a condom makes when you hit someone with it.

"Schplock"

"Ow, you bastard.You hit me with that makeshift death trap thats really a thing that you spend inserted into a cock sock"

by Sam()() January 30, 2008

Schploot

When during anal sex you pull out, the sound of the anus (re)puckering. Also called "Starfish splash"

You could hear "schploot" when I pulled my dick out of his ass.

by Scottyknowsbest August 20, 2008

schlook

A Bite nibble or kiss of any kind.

come give me a little schlook

by noca September 20, 2006

Schplooble

a word created by pure random-ness, in a time of extreme boredom. It can mean quite a few different things, depending upon the context of the conversation...

"what the Schplooble are you on about?"
"stop being a stupid schplooble"

by Laura The Schutt Nutt September 1, 2004

schploobibop

slang word for penis.

wow...my other boyfriend had a bigger schploobibop

by Barbie August 9, 2004