schoenweiss

To give a raw handjob, resulting in a red, chaffed and swollen penis. The penis resembles a glass Coke bottle.

Erin asked Brandon if she should put some water on her hand to make the hanjob lubricated. Brandon sighed and poorly agreed. He paid for his mistake when he went to the bathroom the next morning and discovered he had been schoenweissed.

by Charles Ducovny December 28, 2007

Schoentrup

An open ended state or acknowledgement that requires no response but one is expected.

Schoentrup #1 (random statements)
An arsonist scares the shit out of me...

That Titan's one big moon...

I smell like...pancakes and syrup...

Sun's really melting the snow...

Raindrops!!....

Oh Crap...I shoulda gone to church this morning...

Schoentrup used in a sentence. "Dude, you just pulled a Schoentrup. Are you sure you didn't Schoentrup yourself?"

by Office Bud June 24, 2010

Schoeneman

Beautiful, sexy, hardworking man who has skin made of silk.

I would love me a Schoeneman!

by Just kNowledgeable Master June 6, 2018

schoenbaechler

In German means a beautiful brook.

That is a nice schoenbaechler

by Guy in Ox. Woods March 8, 2005

schoenborn

Someone who has awesome style and is surrounded by friends and bitches 24/7

Dude, check out that schoenborn over there. Why can't I be him?

by jakesituation15 February 1, 2014

schoener

german word meaning beautiful

...that girl is schoener..for sure..

by Amy Lynne with the twins June 12, 2008

Shoten

A very fast ass bullet, you dont even know what happened because the fuckin bullet hits you in less than half a second

My friend Eric got shot in his ass by a shoten

by wofoplaya12 July 19, 2010