Schoolmance

Having a relationship while in school. The only time you ever see the other person is when you're in class or during lunch time.

Friend: Hey, how are you and Billy doing? Have ya'll hung out?
Me: No, it's just a schoolmance. I haven't seen him outside of this hell hole.

by Miss_parker December 29, 2011

schooldamatized

when you're around other people and you're schooled so badly you want to crawl up in a hole and die.

He got schooldamatized at that football video game and lost 100- 12.

by tfishisahwesome February 9, 2009

Schoolcare

Largest entitlement program in the United States, its primary purpose is the storage of children whose parents are unwilling to raise and educate them. Often called by the misnomer "public education". Many people mistakenly believe that the monitors, aka "teachers", actually educate the children while they are there, despite class sizes that clearly demonstrate that the monitor's influence is a relatively small percentage.

Parental at the beginning of summer break: "School is out. Oh no! What am I going to do with them all summer? They misbehave SO much when they're bored, it's just impossible. I'd rather be at work."

Parental at the end of summer: "Thank God the kids are back in schoolcare! I am SO glad, I just can't stand them being home all summer!"

Parental to homeschooling parent: "Oh, I could never do that. Mine are in schoolcare; I wouldn't want to be around them that much."

by jadedbluerose June 24, 2013

SCHOOLGAMERS0011

losers that post videos on yt in school

i was watching SCHOOLGAMERS0011 in school

by periodwithtrans January 19, 2023

Schoolmare

schoolmare (n) a frightening or unpleasant dream about an upcoming teaching lesson (usually the lesson you will teach tomorrow).

Last night, Eddie had a schoolmare about his upcoming lesson about poetic devices.

by Mr. Lopez January 27, 2009

schoolsexual

The condition of being so attracted to school work or any other school-related activity, in such a way that it actually assumes predominance over other natural sexual tendencies. Mostly affects those of Asian descent.

Brian: Hey, check out that asian thottie over there, would you tap?

Jeremy: Hell no, that's Xin Bao! Didn't you know she's schoolsexual? She skipped the party on Friday to practice Jacobians in calculus instead.

by yakubian February 1, 2018

anti-schoolmetic

The hate of school and academia in general

I'm going anti-schoolmetic. School sucks.

by Bob Jonesy June 15, 2007