schindler

Verb, to schindler. Having regrets of the "If only..." and "I should have..." kind.

From the movie "Schindler's List".

John: I should have left a bigger tip.
Mary: Your tip was generous enough, stop schindlering.

or

John: If only she didn't sleep around so much I'd marry her.
Mary: Get on with your life. Don't schindler yourself to death!

by GWMcL September 9, 2007

Schmendersexual

A girl or woman who finds herself attracted exclusively or mainly to homosexual men, normally because of their taste in clothes and style.

Jane could never get a date, because she was schmendersexual.

by Aequus May 1, 2006

Schindler's Dick

Extreme shrinkage of the male member causing it to appear uncircumcised along with the inability to achieve an erection typically due to the consumption of amphetamines.

Jim: What it is? Did you finally bang Jessica last night?

Jerry: Fuck no, man. I had a bad case of Schindler's dick from that Adderall I took. I ended up fingerbanging her while she played with my windsock all night.

by Slippy Dickerson November 13, 2011

schneedle

the third leg of a man

schneedlemeister

by Dr. Dirt October 2, 2003

Schindler's List

One of the best movies of the 90's, and of all time. Tells the true story of German factory owner Oskar Schindler and how he saved the lives of over 1,100 jews during the holocaust.

Schindler's list won 7 oscars, including best picture and best director for Steven Spielberg.

by Adrian July 16, 2006

schoenweiss

To give a raw handjob, resulting in a red, chaffed and swollen penis. The penis resembles a glass Coke bottle.

Erin asked Brandon if she should put some water on her hand to make the hanjob lubricated. Brandon sighed and poorly agreed. He paid for his mistake when he went to the bathroom the next morning and discovered he had been schoenweissed.

by Charles Ducovny December 28, 2007

schoessler

Schoessler- anyone with this last name is completely amazing!!!!They work hard and play hard!!!!!

After a long day at work- OMG IM SUCH A SCHOESSLER!!!!!

by BedHead Tigi June 3, 2016