Schmosexual

A state of being lying between machosexual and metrosexual. The Schmosexual male is "average" in that he exhibits some attributes of a metrosexual male (keen fashion sense, pride in hygiene) and some of the machosexual (a joy of outdoor hobbies, other activities deemed manly), but never having all the attributes of either archetype. He is a Joe Schmo male.

Have you met Keith? He seems so schmosexual!

by WhyNotWilliam November 23, 2014

schnozed

Utterly and Completely Intoxicated to the point of Incoherence.

Dude I got frigin Schnozed last night.

by JRW32 April 28, 2004

schnese

A man without any form of body hair whatsoever. Usually not hitting puberty until an unknown age.

That guy is forty years old and is still a schnese.

by Landrew Ryan Schulenhake May 17, 2007

Schmoser

A mild uber insult, comprising a combination of schmuck, schmo, and hoser.

Dude, i was just kidding. dont be such a Schmoser.

My quarterback is really cool with me during practices, but in public settings i just get shunned. What a freakin' schmoser.

by bigmac65 August 8, 2006

Schnouser

A rotten snatch that may have something lodged (like a tampon) for more than 24 hours.

"Damn girl...what in the world did you leave behind in that schnouser?"

by duality8808 September 1, 2011

shnose

Word used by popular youtuber/ MUA James Charles. This word is the combination of snatched and nose. The meaining of this popular saying is when the nose is sister snatched.

"omg stacy your shnose is so snatched " (i dont know what other example to put in this okay )

by Mia Gray June 27, 2018

schnese

A friend who has an extremely banging hot sister

Andrew is such a schnese. I wanna fuck his sister so bad.

by Logan U May 17, 2007