cock schlocked

when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina

...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!

by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008

schnookered

A state of being intoxicated to an excessive degree, while in public.

I was so schnookered last night!

by Chelsea F May 11, 2006

schnickerdoodle

Anus, asshole

After eating jalapeños, I got ring sting on my schnickerdoodle!

by Renegro.de.AnthonyNM December 3, 2020

The Aaron Schocker

None in the pink, three in the stink.

Similar to "The Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink), except that Aaron Schock is rumored to be in the closet.

I heard an Illinois Congressman was caught in the shower giving some dude the Aaron Schocker!

by tommyboy15 January 20, 2014

schnookered

conned into doing something on a false premise.

She got schnookered into giving everyone a ride home when he told her that he would pay for gas when he didn't have any money.

by Dawnr June 10, 2007

Shnockered

Doped, Drunk or High. Slightly Incomprehensible.

That man was completely schnockered!

by Arcturus May 29, 2003

Schmucker

When a girl is giving head to an uncircumcised cock and she gets a mouthful of schmeg from under the foreskin causing her to pucker up and cringe. But the trooper that she is, completes the job to one glorious nut.

I guess I should of cleaned my foreskin last night before Rachel sucked me off. She got schmuckered.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017