Schnittzle

A multipurpose word, used to refer to anything with ultimate positivity

The sex I had last night was schnittzlin'.
This pizza is the schnittzle.

by 300style May 4, 2004

schnitting

archaeological term used to describe the art of removing dirt from a square hole with a square shovel. If schnitting is done correctly, a large amount of dirt can be removed from a location with unbelievable precision. The material or "schnitt" that is removed can then be sifted using a fine screen. This screen will remove the schnitt from the artifacts - which may include, pot sherds and even coprolite (petrified shit)

"Cooper is the shit at schnitting." or "Jesus Christ! Look at that pile of schnitt!"

by The Evil Troll August 20, 2009

Schnittybeer

A typical Thursday night out with the boys. The night consists of a $10 chicken schnitzel and a $10 beer tasting paddle. The schnitzel is usually served with hot chips, salad, and gravy/pepper sauce. It is expected that you save the schnitzel for last. Occasionally the beer paddle is cheaper than $10 but you need the friendship with Mitch badge to receive this.

Hey lads, wanna go for schnittybeer tonight?

Keen for schnittybeer?

by Kyle_trumpet August 10, 2017

Schmitty

Schmitty is always there for us. He is careful and cares about our feelings. Schmitty always makes us compete for him and has us rubbed around his pipi.

Schmitty makes us feel important and warm, like a bagel in the oven. His voice is soothing and masculine. We really love Schmitty :)

Let's play Jackbox, Schmitty

by sovietgoblin November 3, 2020

schnittfest

when something is firm to cut with a knife, you can call it schnittfest. The word comes out of the german language and is most popular when mentioned at conferences that are in countries like india.
When you get ill and have some serious diarrhea. Choose proper medication and you'll get schnittfest.

schnittfest in two hours.
Everything schnittfest?

by malagant April 14, 2009

Schmitty

A person who thinks they are very cool. They are cool, but they like to talk about sex...a lot. They are very ghetto.

You talk about sex a lot and are very ghetto, you are such a schmitty.

by boo yeah March 31, 2005

schwitty

shitty + wasted = schwitty

Rufus: Yo, what happened last night?

Leroy: I was too busy drinkin 40's gettin schwitty.

by Jiggaman570 December 28, 2006