Schnauzer Jowls

Slang term for vagina

Hey, check out those schnauzer jowls, that girl has no panties and is flashing her junk!

by Julian loves woj March 25, 2011

Schnauzer Pup

An uncut penis. Having the look of a real Schnauzer Dog.

Ewww Rick, that thing looks like a Schnauzer Pup!

by Donniedog March 6, 2010

crazier than an inbred schnauzer

Edith Prickley, a central character on SCTV in the 1980s, referred to someone as "crazier than an inbred schnauzer." Schnauzers tend to be some really overamped dogs, and apparently inbreeding would just intensify it.

He's crazier than an inbred schnauzer.

by Ferdosork November 15, 2016

Schnauzer

The positive identification of dog shit on the bottom of your shoe by removing it and holding it up to your nose so close you can taste it.

“It smells like shit in here. Every one do a schnauzer.”

by Grounds Crew December 11, 2018