Dirty Schnauzer

The act of collecting and bagging, in an oversized zip-lock, dog poop. Said bagged poop is then placed on your woman's bare backside, preferably slightly north of the crack after commencement of sexual foreplay and while the woman is prone on her stomach. The man places his erection between the woman's fanny cheeks and proceeds to dry hump like a dog, all the while maintaining contact with aforemetioned said bag of shit. Upon climax, the man suddenly drops all of his weight on the woman thereby breaking the seal on the oversized zip-lock spraying canine feces on her and him.

It wasn't the Dirty Schnauzer that pissed her off, it was when I kept saying, "Paging Doogy Schauzer, paging Doogy Schnauzer

by petebrew February 23, 2011

crazier than an inbred schnauzer

Edith Prickley, a central character on SCTV in the 1980s, referred to someone as "crazier than an inbred schnauzer." Schnauzers tend to be some really overamped dogs, and apparently inbreeding would just intensify it.

He's crazier than an inbred schnauzer.

by Ferdosork November 15, 2016

white schnauzer

As one of America's most popular dog breeds, many owners become attached to their schnauzer dogs, and express their affection by putting their penis inside the animal's long, penis-shaped mouth. Due to the schnauzer's unique over-sized nasal cavity, however, when the owner ejaculates into the dog's mouth, much of the cum enters the nose via the throat and begins dripping out through the schnauzer's nostrils, creating an enjoyable experience for dog and man alike.

Hey Paul, I don't want your cum on my rug, please cum inside the schnauzer instead"... "Joke is on you Jan, I did as you asked, but now we have a white schnauzer, and he is spraying semen on your floor with every sneeze

by M. Poznacks March 19, 2011

walk the schnauzer

To masturbate (female) - continuing from the definition of a schnauzer (female genitalia), to walk one's schnauzer is to take it out for a spin... so to speak.

Sarah: What do you want to do this afternoon?
Jenny: I think I will stay in and walk the schnauzer

by TJ McTallgirl January 15, 2015

schnitzer fritzed

(adj.)To be extremely intoxicated.

"I ate two hits of acid and have been drinking all night, I'm pretty schnitzer fritzed. "

by Cassaniti April 20, 2018

schnilzer

Another name for a water bong.

Adam and Chris passed the Schnilzer, until they were both really ripped.

by ahh schnilly! July 26, 2008

Schnozer

A person's nose

Jannick booped Karyn's schnozer

by MeiMuz October 16, 2021