schmush

An exceptionally squishy substance

There was a peculiar substance on the seat. I sat on it, and it went schmush.

by baternator May 22, 2018

Schmuckenshit

An idiot whose only moments of brilliance are completely evil or just plain mean.

Your schmuckenshit of an ex boyfriend dumped laxatives in your wedding cake!

by Meadow Grace July 12, 2014

SchmuckerNuckers

A stupid explitive. Say it in place of profanity.

I just spilled nail polish all over my Phantom soundtrack!!! "OH SCHMUCKERNUCKERS!!!!"

by PhantomPhan June 16, 2006

Schmucked

As a verb: to schmuck someone; to shove someone by their face.

The guy was talking shit, I wanted to give him a chance, so I just schmucked him real quick. You know just to get it to pop off, without totally suckering this fool.

by NYGuido September 19, 2010

Schmucked

Used for personal gain by someone that has no interest in dating or being in a relationship with you.

"That dude got schmucked AGAIN by that chick!"

by Princs January 8, 2012

Schmuxckermuk

Note: The X is silent.

A badass drinking game. Each player chooses four beers and eight shots. Each player then proceeds to get schmuxckermuked.

Dude, who won that game of Schmuxckermuk last night?

I don't remember, I was too Schmuxckermuked.

by schmuxckermukKing July 15, 2013

schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.

On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.

by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015