schmugoed

When an unfortunte event occurs thats not your fault and have no control over the outcome, and are disadvantaged.

I got schmugoed last time I went shopping as my wife said we had milk but my son drank it without telling anyone, thats a double Schumgoe!!

by bagsjamesvh April 19, 2017

Schmudge

Schmudge is a disgusting word. Nothing else.

Person 1: "typing schmudge"
Person 2: Dude wtf is that word. Thats the most disgusting shit ive ever heard. Just by hearing that shit makes the world a much shitter place. LIKE WHO THE FUCK DESIDED THAT SCHMUDGE WOULD BE A GOOD WORD IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY. IM NOT EVEN SURE THAT SCHMUDGE IS A FUCKING QUALIFIED WORD. FUCK U AND UR FUCKING SCHMUDGIN SHIT.

by Vix69420 November 8, 2021

schmigginzed

This happens once you can no longer feel any of your toes because your 90 beers down and have also hit a single blinker.

“Where’d my toes go”
“Definitely schmigginzed

by Randal Matrian May 25, 2023

Flugen Shmugen

The act of rubbing your hand on your balls,mainly after you've been sweating like crazy, then you rub your "flugen" on your friends mouth and face, and scream out what you've just done so everyone else knows why your friend is gagging.

Anthony: Hahaha the "FLUGEN SHMUGEN"!

Rob: Aaahhh! What the fuck! Thats fucked up man!

Anthony: (laughing*) How's that taste?

Rob: Ughh! Dam, kid get laid!

by FatKidsUSA January 25, 2011

Schmuckenshit

An idiot whose only moments of brilliance are completely evil or just plain mean.

Your schmuckenshit of an ex boyfriend dumped laxatives in your wedding cake!

by Meadow Grace July 12, 2014

Schmuged

Blacked out drunk.

Dude you were totally schmuged last night!

by Snatemonster February 19, 2018

Shmuggin

The quality of being ok with ones flaws

David is 5’9, just shmuggin along

by The community bool June 7, 2020