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Schmuck

A name given to the piece of foreskin that is removed from the penis of a Jewish baby upon birth. It is often used as a derogatory term used between Jewish-Americans in the northeast when insulting one's character.
Bar Mitzvah Attendee: Mr. Schwartzenberg was acting like a real Schmuck at Joey's bar mitzvah last night, he ejaculated on ALL of the Matzo balls.

Person: Damn, that baby has one thick Schmuck.
by DankDefinitions568 November 18, 2018
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Schmucked

As a verb: to schmuck someone; to shove someone by their face.
The guy was talking shit, I wanted to give him a chance, so I just schmucked him real quick. You know just to get it to pop off, without totally suckering this fool.
by NYGuido September 19, 2010
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Schmuck

You are a schmuck.

YES YOU!
by big black penismonger August 17, 2009
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Schmucked

Someone who has been fucked so hard they have turned into a skeleton or even into dust.
The Mummy IV: Schmucked To Death
by Theschmucker March 19, 2017
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Schmucked

Used for personal gain by someone that has no interest in dating or being in a relationship with you.
"That dude got schmucked AGAIN by that chick!"
by Princs January 8, 2012
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Schmuck

A Yiddish word meaning Dick. Usually used by Ashkenazi Jews, like myself.
Mr. Goldstien: Ach, did you see that Rabbi that was in place of Rabbi Wasserman? He read the Parsha so slowly! What a Schmuck!
Mr. Havenowsky: Oy. Definitly a Schmuck.

Yehuda: That new kid at Hillel thought he knew everything!

Josh: Yes. He was such a Schmuck.
by Starwarsgeek133 March 27, 2010
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schmuck

A term used to describe someone who is acting dumber than they are; not necessary derogative term, but when used in the right context it can convey the frustration that one is having during the communication process.
Stop being such a schmuck and listen to me ya dumb!
by erieee December 21, 2009
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