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"yo, last night was crazy! matt was so schmacked, him and eric started goin at it!
by qwertygirl03 October 17, 2008
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Schmacked

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When you are overly high or drunk. This can be from several things ranging from nicotine to weed to lean to alcohol. To know if you are schmacked look yourself in a mirror and see if you can stand still. If this objective is failed then your SCHMACKED.
Mike Hunt : yo dawg I was schmacked asf last night.
Barry McKoginer : Damn i was scmacked on tuesday.
by whiteguy420 December 24, 2018
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tabloid schmuck.

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the ABC reporters
by assange April 13, 2011
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The real 3rd gender, usually assigned to those by the name of Tyler. Not Tyler, sorry my ni🅱️🅱️a
Person: So you’re a male or a female?
Tyler: Actually, I identify as Schmuckenschmick
by Not clever enough for names April 28, 2019
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derogatory term used to express disbelief towards a personal request made by somebody who appears to be taking advantage of one's good nature

originated from the classic 90's movie 'Goodfellas', and as such must be said in a heavy Italian accent.
person 1: "mate, reckon you could give me a lift to the train station at 4am tomorrow? i'll buy you a packet of skittles"
person 2: "what do i look like, a schmuck-on-wheels?"
by D-Bizz November 27, 2006
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schmuckaluvich

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Yiddish for HUGE penis admired by others. The reference is to the person as a schmuckaluvich because with a schmuckaluvich that attribute overshadows all else.
That schmuckaluvich has got it made with the girls.
Yo, schmuckaluvich, why don't you share some of that action?
Hey, Herbie's going out with that supermodel...is he a schmuckaluvich or what?
by snappy2 March 31, 2008
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schmeeked

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Bro you're so schmeeked
by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015
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