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schmooseoisie

The in-crowd of art groupies that hangs around gallery openings.

To qualify, you must be polished, primped and sufficiently flexuous to do a bit of iPhone texting while holding a conversation, a glass of organic wine, a plate of organic snacks, and a camera - and, at the same time, indulging in some serious shoulder-surfing to check if there's someone further up the social ladder you haven't yet air-kissed, dahling.
The schmooseoisie was out in force at Erin's opening.
by mum61e August 1, 2012
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shmooshing

when you pretend your doing something when your actually doing nothing.
After i got drunk in the bathroom at school i started shmooshing in class
by NOT SO SLIMSHADY October 7, 2017
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Schoosher

Any bottle or jar with a trigger to spray any liquid. Often used to spray home made cleaners, plant weedkillers and insect sprays. In constant use in the kitchen, bathroom and garden. It is not a pre-filled device but purchased empty for self use.
I clean my shower screen with my schoosher filled with white vinegar and lemon juice.
by jt11111 March 7, 2018
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schmooghly

A way to use every compliment in existance at once
Person A: Hi! i like your hat!! :D
Person B: awwe thanks, you're so schmooghly!
by dikke_pattert April 26, 2023
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schmooch

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Give your gramma a schmooch
by shrew88 October 27, 2011
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Schmoocher

Likes to perform various sex acts with food. Usually melons or squash.
He was a total goober schmoocher. That schmoocher totally bought that cantaloupe to bang.
by HauntedEurekaSprings April 21, 2017
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schmoosy

someone/something very cuddley, cosy, derives from German "schmusen" pronounced as "shmoosen", similar to "smootch"
In the mornings he used to be in hist most schmoosy mood.
by SkiYo August 26, 2009
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