Schmooter

Being an all around good for nothing trickster

" Kelly your a schmooter"

by jonitahns smith October 21, 2010

Schnooter

The abnormally large part of the face on jews that contains the nostrils and the organs of smell and functions as the usual passageway for air in respiration.

"I'm sorry," I thought that was an elbow on your face, it's just your schnooter.

by Lou Moe January 11, 2008

Schmoozer

Huge flirt. Usually does it to make one girl feel special in the moment, but in reality does it to many others. A schmooze isn’t a mean person though, they just know what they want in the moment and go for it.

“Damn Zach, you’re such a schmooze”

“What’s a schmoozer”

by Girlinurcar January 18, 2019

Schmoocher

Likes to perform various sex acts with food. Usually melons or squash.

He was a total goober schmoocher. That schmoocher totally bought that cantaloupe to bang.

by HauntedEurekaSprings April 21, 2017

schmooter

a dumb.. to schmoot, i takea dump

i need to take a schmooter in the bathroom brb.

by HUDSON111111111111 May 14, 2005

Schmooter

A slang term for the male genitalia. But it's not just your generic junk. It is made from the magical horn of the narwhal, or unicorn of the sea. This form of the man junk has the power to create flying children with golden skin and lasers for eyes and are able to pee rainbows. Thats right I said rainbows.

Ohmuhlord look at his schmooter. I'm so jealous.

by THE ALMIGHTY KING OF NARWHALS January 5, 2011

schmooler

a goon, a dude, a random male person, freind or employee

Hey schmooler, come over here. Where is that schmooler?

by Matt Story June 10, 2007