Schmondler

Noun: A schmondler is someone who is walking slow enough for you to overtake.

Verb: To schmondle or schmondling. Walking slow enough to be over taken.

Might I add that schmondlers are very very bad and should be annhilated because they are really annoying, generally because they always seem to travel in groups and take up the entire path and/or corridor. Please, I urge all you non-schmondlers to shoot these people in the backs of the head with crossbows and other such devices that launch sharp and/or blunt objects at high speeds. Thank you.

Noun. "Oh great, we're stuck behind some schmondlers. Does anyone have a crossbow?"

Verb. "I strongly suggest that you stop schmondling, otherwise i'll have no choice but to destroy you in various horribly painful ways."

by SchmondlerHunter November 6, 2009

schmoney

gangster money. absolutely ferda, only the boys know.

* plays hockey, scores a nice goal *

way to go kid, great goal, schmoneyyyyyyyyy

by ffcertcccccccc December 21, 2017

Schmankerl-boobie

The act of a young woman exposing her breats at a fine place of eating; also for the amusement of the young male company.

Dude, did she just show us some Schmankerl-boobie?

by BiggityBask December 30, 2007

Schtonky

A Schtonky is when a penis is growing to about half mast in your pants and the bulge is slighly pertruding and clearly visible.

She is so Hot, She gave me a schtonky!!

by stoik n fries February 25, 2013

Schmongdingle

Predominantly used in cod by Sub1imity to describe people being shit on in cod.

Did you see that? I just schmongdingled that kid across the map.

by TKola August 27, 2017

Shmonked

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af

Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.

by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018

Ass Schmoner

One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.

Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)

Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"

by magic raspberry August 9, 2017