Schvoinkle

An overweight penis.

Sam loves a good schvoinkle

by Padonkadonker June 5, 2011

Schmink

A name to call someone who does something inappropriate or unfavorable.

Who was the schmink that ate all my ice cream??!?!!

by Karen Guralnick June 13, 2005

Schmink

That certain thing about a girl. Usually a girl with schmink is brunette, and not often recognised as attractive. Office girls tend to have more schmink than their counterparts. 'Secretary style glasses' tend to add to it, although there is no exact formula for the realisation of schmink.

This girl has a lot of schmink.
She is so fuckin' schminky dude!

by spencer February 1, 2003

Schminky joe

A god like being

I want to be Schminky joe

by stinky gungus July 29, 2021

schminkle butt

funny.

someone- says something funny
me- omg! that was so schminkle butt!

by big_brain.user69 April 2, 2022

shmoinked

skillfully yoinked or stolen in a smooth manner

“I was about to grab a snack when I realized my brother shmoinked the chips without me noticing.”

by MAC777000 September 22, 2022

A Schmonk

a person who's against disscord and loves to use skype

This guy dosen't use disscord? hes such a schmonk.

by Zeckocx May 13, 2018