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schmetterling

In English, 'butterfly' sounds warm, and kinda tasty (see 'butternut' and 'butter popcorn'). In French, 'le papillon' sounds, well, typically French and limp-wristed. In German, DER SCHMETTERLING sounds like something that could do you serious damage. It sounds like it would casually flap towards your face, then slap you in it with its 10" schlong. Not to be fucked with.
"Hey man, did you see that schmetterling just now?"
"Yeah, my face still hurts."

"Don't make me call the schmetterlings to sort you out."
by SOTBS October 24, 2009
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schmitt-faced

getting too drunk to properly governs ones own behavior, likely leading to slurring speech, stumbling, gazing at female body parts with no regard for being considered creepy, repeatedly hugging other people's wives/girlfriends, and/or shitting oneself.
Joe got so schmitt-faced last night that he woke up spooning his roommate
by udanonymous April 28, 2008
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schmitt

the coolest last name that will ever happen in the history of the universe. If you're a schmitt everyone will want to talk to you and be your friend.
"wow! you're so cool, you must be a schmitt or something!"
by osh posh May 27, 2008
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schmattered

- adj.

high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.
Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."
by bamnig April 25, 2007
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Schmanten

A German word for food that is incredibly tasteful.
For example you have a huge hunger and in front of you lays a chicken teriyaki sub from subway. If you eat, your going to „schmand“ it away. That’s called schmanten
by Amphee September 29, 2021
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Schlitterbahn

Listed in order of most frequent usage:
1. An under-aged girl that is unusually attractive and often hit on with the thought of intercourse. This interaction is later followed with the excuse of her over-developed body shape.
2. To move a girl's hair out of her face with the use of a penis.
3. When pronounced quickly: Slit-her-baun may refer to the slitting of a girl's "baun." This refers to a method of violence often used in renaissance terms for the act of slicing a "baun" in half.
4. A chain of water parks located in Texas and Kansas.
1. "Hey pass me the jelly, I think I have a hard-on for this schlitterbahn."
2. "Babe, would you mind?"
"Yes, my dear" *thwak*
"Mmm that was good, thanks for the schlitterbahn"
3. "This is a rather awkward situation...it appears that I have schlitterbahned."
4. "Hey, I have a pass to Schlitterbahn..yay..it's beef jerky time."
by Jsneezy June 10, 2009
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karl schmitt

Once upon a time, there were two embryos and one had the DNA of an intelligent person and the other had incredibly stupid genes. The second one grew legs and that is how Karl Schmitt was formed.
Karl Schmitt cannot talk to you if you are female.
by RetardJesus February 20, 2015
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