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schmieder

An adjective describing someone extremely intoxicated and difficult to deal with or someone covered in vomit. A verb that means to be violently puking, babbling like an idiot or passed out on the floor of a hotel bathroom.
I was completely schmiedered last night.

I schmiedered all over that girl last night.

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My names ... Schmieder. I like to get schmiedered. I schmieder on the floor and I schmieder on Peter. I schmieder in the sink and I schmieder on the bed, when I wake up Sunday mornin got a pain in my head.
by Schobinem July 21, 2011
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Scheiser

Scheiser is a misspelling and mispronunciation of the german word scheiß or scheiße, which is commonly used improperly in American English. In standard German scheiße is used the same way Americans use fuck.

Scheisse (the English spelling) is also used as a prefix to describe something that is either unpleasant, disagreeable, or otherwise in some way considered to be bad or wrong.
Scheiße! Ich habe mich verlaufen!
Fuck! I'm lost!

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Scheiße! Ich bin in die Tur meine Finger zuknallten!
Fuck, I slammed my finger in the door!

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Ich finde Rauchen total Scheiss.
I think smoking is utterly dumb

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Scheiser, Ich vergesse, das ich muss Scheisse sagen!

Scheiser, I forgot I am supposed to say Scheisse!
by Corey s. July 23, 2008
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Schmief

After she quiefed on her boyfriend, he retaliated with a powerful schmief of his own.
by Stenman May 4, 2004
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schmibes

a term of endearment for a friend or loved one.
forms:
schmibes, schmibbles, schmibula, schmibby, schmib, schmiggy, schmibbo, schmibboo, schmibber, schmiblet, & schmibzy
aw...schmibes that was so sweet of you
by lindsey<3 August 3, 2007
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schmieder

anyone with the last name schmieder has an extremley large penis, and or ballsack.
damm you see the size of that schmieders dick
by the bigest of them all October 21, 2009
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Schmied

A Copycat. One Who Copies EVERYTHING That Somebody Else Does. These Creatures Are Extremely Annoying, Especially When They Cannot Get Enough of Copying People.
Person 1: "I LOVE GIRLS, THEY ARE SO AMAZING"

The Schmied: "I Used To Hate Girls, But Now I Suddenly Like Them, Right After That Kid Said He Loved Girls."

REPEAT SEVERAL TIMES UNTIL YOU ARE ANNOYED OUT OF YOUR MIND.
by Merik DonFranJedrey March 10, 2010
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schmiegel

When someone acts in a selfish manner as if they are working on their "me goal" and is not considerate of others.
Sawa: Deb left me a voice message, rambling on and on about who knows what. I told her so many times that my Welsh lover Daniel was coming to NYC for the week and I think she totally forgot.
Kwistin: What a schmiegel! She doesn't get it.
by Kwistin September 25, 2005
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