Schmergle

To be, or cause to be messed up, screwed over, disoriented, confused, or in disarray.

Garrett was completely schmergled when Tatiana left him for Dirk.

by Druzzi April 20, 2012

Schengen Visa

Visa for All 15 european union countries for tourists and buisness

schengen visa countires includes Germany, Italy, Poland, France, Holland etc.

by Dr SS December 6, 2009

schmegged

The hit before an amount of marijuana is completely finished.

When smoking marijuana, there's always one hit before it's cashed. instead of saying "I think it's done, but I'm not sure, you try it" just say "It's schmegged" instead.

by padge December 2, 2005

schmemmen

The word schme-mmen can be used in a variety of ways as it has no specific definition. It can be used in a positive or negative way to describe a person or body part.

"I love my schmemmen, we've been dating for a few months now."

"That schmemmen is blocking traffic!"

"Stop being a schmemmen and jump in the water already its not that cold." (schmemmen as in "chicken")

"Schmemmen, stop wasting my time."

HOLY MOLY, Thats one hell of a schmemmen she's got there!"

by NATIVE MOON October 25, 2009

Schmegeggles

This means being smashed or hammered after drinking. However, you have to be the fun kind of drunk to be schmegeggled. If you are any other type of drunk you are not schmegeggled. Schmegeg(s) for short and Schmegeggled or Schmegegged for past tense.

Thomas is sitting on my bed with his dick out, eyes closed, talking to himself about Four Lokos. Schmegeggles? No. Not Schmegegs. When the T-cock disappears, we'll talk.

by bossmastaboss September 24, 2010

Schmerking

Smoking while masturbating

Preston's cigarette went out while schmerking and Lauren had to finish him off.

by El Jackanator August 14, 2015

Schmegele

An overly under-sized penis.

That kid whipped out his schmegele in the locker room, man it was tiny!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017