schmekter

Noun. The residue left on one's chest after having wiped away most of a dusseldorf or cleveland steamer.

I didn't fart. I just have a little bit of schmekter on my chest.

by ps3 in the b November 17, 2006

schmeeked

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're so schmeeked

by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

schmerkle

could mean anything you want

"I could schmerkle a few beers"
"i mite schmerkle or lass tonight

by batandball February 8, 2010

schmeck

A schmeck is a small whiff, ie. a portion of food so small it's barely enough to smell... the full phrase is "schmeck and a lech"... a portion of food so small it's barely a smell and lick.

The chocolate mousse dessert was good but at $12 it shoulda been more than a schmeck and a lech.

by Uncle Incest October 26, 2008

Schmeckle

A currency shared in all dimensions.

Morty: Hey Rick! Can you buy me that space sex robot!?
Rick: I don't have any more Schmeckles, Mor-arrgh-rty!

by Tekkawarrior May 2, 2016

Schmeckus

Prepared hand-held food spilled from a wrapper while being eaten. (popularized by "Man v. Food" television host Adam Richman)

"Leaning forward against the counter on your elbows while eating an Italian beef sandwich means that schmeckus falling from the wrapper hits the counter or floor and not you."

by DwightUrban December 27, 2008

schmeitz

To bugger off; to get out of here;

cheers guys, i'm schmeitzing

by Dave Feinberg&Dan Rosengarten September 26, 2018