Shmegalodon

A shmegalodon is the apex predator of dicks

The most gurthy and largest length penis out there

Yo bro I realized while we were double teaming that chick that you have a massive shmegalodon swimming in your pants!

by The Wavy Ace November 27, 2020

Schmeal

A humorous Scottish replacement for literally any word, usually rhyming.

"Happy Schmeal."
"Schmealbarrow."
"Schmeal ma baws."
"Schmeal or no Schmeal with Noel Edmonds."

by Aganoo July 11, 2021

Schmegly

One of the best Dot workers to come through and is a drone like papschmere

Schmegly is one hell of a guy

by Flaggerboyschmegles September 30, 2021

Schmegly

Guy who fucks around with many women but is a cool dude and is a drone

That guy schmegly the one who’s flagging is cool

by Flaggerboyschmegles September 30, 2021

O'Schmeal

Big O, a curly-haired Albanian with a massive schlong.

O'Schmeal: Ay, what's good y'all boys!

by Affiliate07 October 4, 2023

shmegalamunga

Term for an unfamiliar food. Coined by Len Cella in the 1985 cult classic "Moron Movies"

Person 1: "Have some Shmegalamunga!"
Person 2: "How do you spell that? I don't eat nuthin' I can't spell!"

by That Guy September 23, 2004

schmeagle

One who walks with a supicious stride; a loiterer

The creeper down the hall schmeagled by me last night.

by ashweebash December 9, 2008