Schmedium

When the size of a man's penis is between small and medium.

My penis isn't small or medium, it's Schmedium.

by Clevermonkey August 7, 2018

Schmedium

When you where a tight button-up shirt so tight that the buttons are about to burst."

"Damn, that dude is rockin a schmedium. Put on your protective glasses to protect you from flying buttons"

by Double Alex A December 6, 2013

shmeedium

very small clothing usually shirts

kipp be wearin some shmeedium tees

by kipp June 10, 2003

Shmedium

1. The cross between small and medium
2. Usually in reference to penis size

1. Can i get a Shmedium subway sandwich
2. No its not that big its only shmedium

by SecretAgentBobbers December 4, 2012

Shmedium

It is the size in between small and medium commonly used to describe the male anatomy.

"The girls eyes lit up when i whipped out my shmedium". or the abrevited version. " I have an angry little shmede."

by TomCon1987 January 7, 2013

Shmedium

Shmedium is the size in-between a small and a medium. Usually when a medium fits more like a small.

I bought this shirt in a medium, but it fits more like a shmedium.

by KeepinItREAL89 June 16, 2018

Schemedium

When you're not petite enough but you're not large enough, you're schemedium.

Your jailhouse jumpsuit isn't large or medium, it's schemedium.

by Cute chik May 22, 2018