Schmead

Is a blending the german word ‘Schatzi’, translated as darling/ honey, with the german word ‘mädchen’, girl. Early forms relate to ‘Schmädchen’ from which the short version ‘Schmead’ abbreviated. Some also refer to ‘Schmead head’

Good night my schmead head. I love you my schmead

by Schmeadhead March 28, 2022

German schmear

The purulent discharge which drains from a vagina infected with khlamydia.

Linda’s husband knew she was committing infidelity when he saw the German schmear stained on her underwear.

by Butterskotch Barbie June 29, 2021

schmeade bone

One who is a big douche-like tool.

Ryan Seacrest is a giant schmeade bone.

by ka.d. & j. weinberger March 21, 2008

schmear

A word similar to shebang. It means, the whole thing.

She bought the computer, the printer, the whole schmear.

by Anastasia DeLuciano December 6, 2004

schmear

A cocky and arrogant person who suprisingly has many friends who look past these faults

I can't believe that cocky Schmear won homecoming king!!

by settler69 February 20, 2008

Schmear

Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear.

Dude, the schmear on my phone was so bad I had to lick it off to see who was calling.

by Mike G October 18, 2005

schmetard

A person who is acting unbelievably retarded, and is unable to attain a level of friendship with anyone surrounding them.

2+2 is 4, you schmetard.

or

"You forgot to refill the toilet paper, you schmetard!"

by Coleyoyo July 26, 2006