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Sloppy Schnauzer

A man's wet beard after going down on a woman.
Do not come up here and put that Sloppy Schnauzer in my face after you been eatin' that pussy!
by Scrubitright September 14, 2018
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wet schnauzer

Pertaining to overgrown female pubic hair. After sex, as so often happens, moisture accumulates upon said hair. The visual is reminiscent of the beard of a schnauzer after drinking water.
Yo, after I pulled out of her the wet schnauzer touched my balls, I screamed like a little girl "I just got schnauzered!!!"
by Don Hoyt January 4, 2008
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schnauz

a fucking large nose that has huge ass hairs up it.
Dude, that Jane chick has a fucking grosso schnauz!
by Cledussssssss July 20, 2008
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schmitzle-schmazle

doing every conceivable sex act in the Kama-Sutra, The Joy of Sex and the etchings on the shit-house wall

Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel

**see also mohel bohel
That rabbi schneider can make one mean schmitzle-schmazle!! Baruch haba, bitches!!!

"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"
by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006
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schnauz

from the German word Schnauze, colloquial for mouth as in 'Halt die Schnauze' = 'Shut your gob'
Do that again and I punch you right in the schnauz!
Ouch, she fell flat on her schnauz
by Fantaghiro January 9, 2019
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trouser schnauzer

A type of cloth-dwelling mongrel notable for its prominent beard and hairy jowls. It requires moderate to heavy exercise, and is particularly fond of a one-handed rough-up.
Harry Wharton: "I say, Bunter, that ruddy bully has taken orf with your cream bun!"
Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"
by Mr Marky January 30, 2008
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schmau

schmau is a kind of cat noise that you say in response to something not nice. you can also feel schmau when you're feeling down or if something bad has been done to a friend you can sympathise by saying it was a bit schmau
*sigh* i feel so schmau today

that's a bit schmau of him not to call you back

don't make schmau pouts it'll be ok *hugs*
by lyn March 28, 2004
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