by Scrubitright September 14, 2018
Get the Sloppy Schnauzer mug.Pertaining to overgrown female pubic hair. After sex, as so often happens, moisture accumulates upon said hair. The visual is reminiscent of the beard of a schnauzer after drinking water.
Yo, after I pulled out of her the wet schnauzer touched my balls, I screamed like a little girl "I just got schnauzered!!!"
by Don Hoyt January 4, 2008
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by Cledussssssss July 20, 2008
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Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel
**see also mohel bohel
Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel
**see also mohel bohel
That rabbi schneider can make one mean schmitzle-schmazle!! Baruch haba, bitches!!!
"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"
"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"
by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006
Get the schmitzle-schmazle mug.by Fantaghiro January 9, 2019
Get the schnauz mug.A type of cloth-dwelling mongrel notable for its prominent beard and hairy jowls. It requires moderate to heavy exercise, and is particularly fond of a one-handed rough-up.
Harry Wharton: "I say, Bunter, that ruddy bully has taken orf with your cream bun!"
Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"
Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"
by Mr Marky January 30, 2008
Get the trouser schnauzer mug.schmau is a kind of cat noise that you say in response to something not nice. you can also feel schmau when you're feeling down or if something bad has been done to a friend you can sympathise by saying it was a bit schmau
*sigh* i feel so schmau today
that's a bit schmau of him not to call you back
don't make schmau pouts it'll be ok *hugs*
that's a bit schmau of him not to call you back
don't make schmau pouts it'll be ok *hugs*
by lyn March 28, 2004
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