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robert schwartzman

Born December 24th, 1982. Robert is best know for his role in the 2001 hit film the Princess Diaries along side Anne Hathaway and Julie Andrews. These days Robert just focuses on his pop/rock band Rooney, whom he is the frontman for. Changed his name from Schwartzman to Carmine and back to Schwartzman to honor his grandfather. Son of Rocky's Talia Shire and John Schwartzman. Brother to Rushmores own Jason Shchwartzman.
Chives: Who was it that played michael in the princess diaries?
Rupert;Oh, it was Robert Schwartzman. He's also in Rooney.
by MollyStarz April 29, 2008
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Schmaltz

From Yiddish, rendered chicken or goose fat. in east European cooking chicken fat is used as an easy fix to otherwise tasteless cooking. in other words, its a Crowd pleaser.
in jewish slang, Schmalts refers to a tacky, overdone or outright exploitative piece of art or design.
Goyim: hi man, have you seen that food-porn video where they use lard in a matzo-ball soup? i thought you guys don't eat pork.
jew: that's just Schmaltz.
by pizzamaster June 17, 2020
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schmacting

A person who is a bad actor, actor who indicates, over-the-top, could potentially be overacting to make moments larger than they honestly feel about them.

A shitty acting performance, or a schmuck who is unsuccessfully trying to act

Schmuck + acting = schmacting
The actor had no connection to the work, it was obvious he was schmacting.

Watching that scene was so painful, the actor clearly had no idea how they truly felt and was indicating an emotion, clearly a very bad case of schmacting.

You think that was a performance? Acting, schmacting.
by Renegade Steve March 11, 2014
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Schmartio

A noob, or nooblet with a total disrespect for others, theirself and their arse. Often confused with a Tkanerva, although a lot more of a selfish bitch.
That schmartio can suck my cock!
by Shekhar Palit January 13, 2006
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schwartzentalk

A late night philosophical therapy session with a well intentioned middle aged unshaven friend, often seen wearing a worn baseball cap, holding a cold Miller Lite in one hand and a Marlboro in the other. Talks generally begin after most of the group have wandered off to bed, leaving the recipient alone, sometimes lasting until daybreak.
Man, Dionne was the last one standing and received his schwartzentalk until the sun came up over the beach...
by proamauto July 31, 2023
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schmata

When used with the term "industry", the schmata industry refers to the clothing industry, specifically in new york city, and specifically in reference to the women's clothing industry.
My father works in the schmata industry.
by nexyjo March 7, 2007
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Chocolate Schwartz

A sexual act where a guy takes his penis (Schwartz, think Spaceballs the Movie) out of a girl's ass and it's covered in feces and procedes to stick it in either her mouth or vagina.
John gave Sally the 'ol Chocolate Schwartz last night
by Sayruh81 April 6, 2011
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