shmammered 

The act of being completely drunk.. smashed+hammered=Shmammered

Tyler was completely shmammered at the party last night because he had so much alcohol.

shmammered by tywithawhy December 17, 2008

schmattered 

- adj.

high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.

Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."

schmattered by bamnig April 25, 2007

schlammered

Combination: Shitfaced or hammered; easily used when intoxicated and slurred speach is already occuring.

"I'm fuckin' schlammered!"

schlammered by NadoBubble May 20, 2008

schmaggered 

To be really drunk

I want to go out and get schmaggered

Nicole is always schmaggered

schmaggered by Monty Kaye May 19, 2004

shmamered

Hammered; very drunk.

And by four in the afternoon I was right shmamered.

Man I'm shmamed.

shmamered by A.A.Milne May 13, 2005

smammered 

A point of alcoholic intoxication. A cross between being "smashed" and "hammered", usually the person hass trouble walking, talking, drinking more etc. etc.

Person 1: Let's get smammered tonight

Person 2: ...what?

smammered by JoshUpCanme June 28, 2005

Shmammerd 

Shmammerd- a cross between shit faced and hammered.

Shmammered person says to the fuzz: "Awciferr blow this" (as the shmammerd person grabs their junk)

Shmammerd person says: "Hey tender bar drink me a grab"

Shmammerd by Natty Light3 December 29, 2012