Schmainis

A female penis. syn: man-gina

That chick's got a huge schmainis!

by Daniel, Joe, Andrew August 2, 2003

schmashing

the act of partying with reckless abandon, a plethora of positive energy and a keen understanding for the vulnerability of the opposite sex

My weekend will be filled with lusty libations and an appreciable amount of schmashing.

by Lord Berling July 27, 2007

Schmalenciaga

A flashy, preferably cheap, knock-off of the famous Balenciaga Le Dix 'motorcycle' handbag favoured by Nicky Hilton etc.

I got my Schmalenciaga off Hong Kong eBay for fifty bucks. I wish it didn't smell like burning rubber, though.

by vogue chick April 30, 2005

schralping

Similar to Charging: aggressively attacking a situation. Typically used as a verb related to drinking, drug usage, sports or pimping (which is slightly redundant).

We were fucking schralping last night.

Let's go schralp some gnar.

by d_m_p December 30, 2008

Schmitting

To Masturbate heavily for hours.

Adverse side effects may include loss of functional grip strength.

After Schmitting for hours my phone died and I had to switch to my laptop

by Howling Mad Murdock June 15, 2019

schwaiting

Schwaiting is the act of shopping while waiting for a friend or an appointment. It would also be a synonym for Shloitering

John was late to arrive at the mall restaurant so I had to kill some time Schwaiting for him by doing some serious shopping.

by intothefray March 24, 2021

Schralpin

1. Going Off - Thrashing- Listening to Mourning Tide

Mourning Tide's Gig was schralpin last night.

by MikeCurtis November 23, 2006