schmack

Verb

To hit a chick in the face with your dick, trying to get her to suck it.

Oh shit, Brett just Schmacked Kasey. She ain't gonna take that!

by Schmackmaster February 22, 2008

schmacko

a long brown dog treat given to dogs. used as an insult sometimes

why don't you go eat a schmacko!

by Guru222 November 5, 2005

Schmacko Sex

Schmacko Sex is sex given or withheld as reward or punishment for actions performed or omitted. Schmacko sex is instigated by conscious thought instead of a combination of the loins and emotion.

Schmackos are marketed as an irresistably powerful and instant behavour-altering dog treat. It is futile for any dog to try and resist their seductive, delicious allure.

'Gee you've done the dishes let's have sex'

'I won't sleep with you until you buy me that fridge'

'Bad partner. No schmacko sex for you! Sit! Stay ...I didn't say Beg!'.

by Tom Nott February 1, 2009

Schmucky

adjective - like a schmuck

While they were off at Disney World, I was stuck back here feeling schmucky.

by Wedding Video March 22, 2010

schmack

When you smack someone for a legitimate reason, but social norms still see you as assaulting someone, eg, Sean Connery saying it's okay to slap women who have done wrong to him, or a recent event in Brooklyn Heights where a man slapped a parent in a Starbucks for being a bad parent.

*child running around a Starbucks*

Man 1: Hey dude, control your kid. He just knocked a coffee out of my hand.

Man 2: Bro, I'm waiting for my latte! Hold on!

Man 1: Bitch, don't get schmaked.

Man 2: shut up!

*Man 1 Delivers a Schmack on Man 2*

Barista: I'm callin the cops!

by King Pontus December 11, 2009

Schmackin

Performing at optimum condition.

Whenever Chelsea was with it she was really schmackin!

by Dew Pictures April 30, 2013

Schmackin Dingers

Slang for hitting home runs, or saying you want to play some baseball.

" Hey bronx you wanna go out schmackin dingers?"

" Forsure dude lets go"

by Mattonic January 6, 2018