Schmurf

Schmurf = Smurf +Schmuck.

A really adorable, cute little person (as in Smurf) who does hilariously silly (and sometimes annoying) things at times (as in Schmuck).

(Person's name) is the CUTEST SCHMURF the way she tries to do a fast power walk on her cute little Smurf legs, but does a delightfully funny wiggle instead; it then becomes EVEN MORE HILARIOUS when she tries to drink water while walking fast and does a really Schmucky thing like pour the water down her nose by accident

by Weirdodude February 13, 2013

shlurf

A guy who doesn‘t give a fuck and is a little fucked up.

Damn thats so shlurf of you

by Shlurfan June 26, 2020

Schlurp

The sound a girl makes when she performs fellatio with gratuitous amounts of saliva in her mouth.

I was enjoying the schlurp until she started drooling on my thigh.

by sports turtle November 24, 2010

Schlurp

German name of Lickitung, a Normal Pokémon that have a long tounge.

Gehen, Schlurp!

by Px-Ingkeo September 2, 2016

Schlurp

Receiving or giving oral sex.

Guy 1: I'm gonna get schlurped tonight.
Guy 2: Hell yea my nigga!

by Koremba April 11, 2017

Schurftkut

It's the dutch word for serious vaginal conditions such as blue-waffles.

Mathilde has a schurftkut, she should go see a doctor, or she could die.

by meut March 2, 2011

Schlurk

A combination of the words 'shit' and 'lurk', 'schlurk' is the derogative term for a creep who 'lurks in the dark' on various social networks liking the photos of female friends he no longer has regular contact with. 'Schlurking' is carried out with the specific intention of reconnecting with the female for the short term, and with the long term aim of having sexual intercourse with them.

Can be used as a noun; he is a schlurk, and a verb; he is schlurking.

'He man, did you see Liam schlurking Sophie on facebook?'
'I don't have that guy as friend . Is he the one who studies engineering?'
'Yeah. That's him. He's such a schlurk!'
'Ok cool, I think I know what he looks like, I'll stalk him!'
'Fairs'
'Oh yea, that's him! I couldn't see all his photos but I stalked Sophie and saw the Schlurk. She got schlurked good!'

by Matty_P July 26, 2013