Schlender

An Incredibly long, drawn out crap involving excessive amounts of grunting and ginormous Logs.

Dude, Ryan just clogged the Toilet with a huge Schlender! Gross!

by The Phi Tau's November 11, 2004

schlundt

To be fucking a slut while smoking a blunt. (While reading Hamlet)

1. Last night while at Kailee's house I learned that Joe was trying to shlundt in the back seat of the car along with 5 other boys.

2. Tonight we're schlundting!

3. I was so messed up last weekend, that i was shlundting with a man and got a disease.

by BALKD December 12, 2008

Schlundt

A whore

Amanda is such a schlundt

by TheChameleonPickle September 30, 2010

schluddled

A nicer way of saying a fucked up situation or area

This party was going good until they arrived and now its just schluddled!

by J-Dizzle22 October 18, 2008

schluniverse

A dick the size of the universe... and constantly expanding

my wang is a schluniverse... mysterious and infinitely large (see schlifinity)

by greatlawlofchina May 6, 2008

Schlender

noun sometimes used a verb-(1)one who has the nasty habit of taking something normal and making a long drawn out and unpleasant ordeal out of it. (2) He or she that makes what sounded like a good idea terrible.

Normal Guy- Hey man let's go to Culver's THAT PLACE ROCKS
Group- YEAH! Great idea!
THAT GUY- Well...so...guys I was thinking that we should probably figure out a way to go to Culver's and type up a fitness plan so we can work off the calories
Group- Well actually Culver's doesn't sound good at all
Normal Guy- Dude... way to SCHLENDER it up

by thelonelyisland1992 May 2, 2011

schlunkerpong

greatest game ever created

schlunkerpong is a real mans sport.

by schlunker king September 21, 2020