schlaunskied

The lethargic and sometimes painful state reached after one has consumed too much food.

If you are schlaunskied you might stare into empty space without speaking for abnormal stretches of time, moving and breathing may be belabored efforts, you may experience stomach pain and/or a headache, and you will feel the need to rest. Consuming large amounts of food is exhausting.

You are in a food coma.

by prettyproducerbee December 9, 2008

Schlorking

Schlorking is when a kid drowns in a public pool, and you try to fit as many pool toys in the corpse as possible without getting caught. Having a group of 4-5 people to schlork is preferred, but going solo is equally acceptable.

Have you heard about Matt’s schlorking? God rest his soul.

by TheLubyLuber May 9, 2019

Schlonking

The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.

Me and Sandy are into schlonking.

by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 1, 2016

schlotskin

A slang term for foreskin.
Can also be used to describe he shaft as a whole.

"It made the schlotskin tingle"

by Gobblincoxx May 5, 2008

schlotski

A term used for something that is stupid, annoying, egregious, or wack.

Kid 1: You broke our snapchat streak!!
Kid 2: that is schlotski

Teacher: I'm assigning 4 hours of home work tonight, and we have a pop test today
Kid 2: cmon, that is schlotski

by 123456789*8+9=987654321 May 9, 2017

schlotzkied

adj; when someone is totally wasted, drunk, hammered, trashed, etc

Three-minor-Michael was totally schlotzkied the other night!!

by esmerelda45 July 22, 2007

Schlouping

Schloup / Schlouping: the state between being awake and asleep while listening to mellow music generally and in comfortable clothing.

I fancy just schlouping about today.

by mkgillespie November 13, 2015