Schlonkey

When a dick goes up a girls butt so she wont shit straight for a week

Schlon(g)- penis
(Don)key- ass- butthole

David gave Betsy a schlonkey, so she had to got to the doctor and have a rectal xray.

by A-phish January 30, 2010

schlonk

To be totally lazy, self serving, and depressed.

Joe - "Time to schlonk"
Billy - "No thanks man you go be lazy on your own"

by J Swole March 25, 2008

schlonking

To make love in heavy way

Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.

by George Pearson August 23, 2009

Schlonkle Thronged

The feeling of being unable to pass wind in a convenience store.

“Last night I was shopping for some eggs and Pimms in Tesco, I was completely Schlonkle Thronged.”

by Okay spinach November 22, 2021

schlonk

A load, loser, or lazy ass person. A real disappointment.

I wasn't impressed with that lawyer we had. He was a real schlonk.

Joey you schlonk, get your ass out of bed, it's 1:00 already.

by Schukie December 30, 2006

shloonk

The sound that occurs when a foriegn object is rammed up the anal cavity at tremendous speed.

Betty loves the be ass rammed, *SHLOONK*

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

schlonkey ride

Similar to a donkey ride, but a little wilder. Instead of a hairy mule, a schlongbeast will be present to perform to the special treatment required by the pleasure seekers.

Hop aboard the schlongzilla express, it's time for a schlonkey ride.

by schlongbeast December 1, 2004