schlormp

A word that spurs uncontrollable laughter from those who embody the Schlormp

"beep
beep
boop
boop" - person 1

"bop
bop
SCHLORMP" - person 2

by schlormper101 January 10, 2022

Schloop

To quickly steal

I turned around for one second and she schlooped my credit card right off the table!

by megan the vegan July 8, 2017

schlomophobe

N. An anti semitic person

That Ralph guy really doesn't like Jewish people, he's such a schlomophobe.

by Kapybara September 2, 2011

schloopy

Schloopy is best characterized as the insertion of a sock in a womans vagina, followed by the insertion of the penis into the sock, providing more friction and a ready made cum rag. Derived from the sock puppet on Malcolm in the Middle. Can also be used in the anus, but it is much more painful.

Parker likes to use a schloopy.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

schlooping

the act of sitting down on a hot day

Bob: Oright phill, what ya doing today mate?
Phil: Hiya Bob nothing much today, just thinkin of schlooping, it's to hot to do anything else.

by SJ Wellis May 28, 2008

schlomper

1) noun - Number of semen emissions during an ejaculation.
2) noun - a stupid person or thing.

1)Last night I shot six schlompers while cumming, good work Honey!
2) President Bush is such a Schlomper.

by S.A. Khan August 31, 2004

schlomping

cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.

i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.

by girl April 20, 2004