schlonged

A term popularly used by presidential candidates who stand no chance of actually winning the election.

Donald Trump will be schlonged by Hillary Clinton in the general election

by Redleo500 April 2, 2016

Schlonged

Beaten so bad, that one should be embarrassed. Usually followed by whining about the loss to friends later.

Bob was so stupid last night, he got wasted, picked a fight, and got schlonged. One pop to the nose, and Bob was crying on the ground, what a little bitch.

by Qballified April 2, 2016

schlonged

1. To be snaked.
2. To be beaten badly.

1. The mechanic is my friend, but he schlonged me on the price.
2. Even though my friends voted for me I still got schlonged in the election.

by wolfmanmos April 2, 2016

Got Schlonged

According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.

She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.

by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016

heavily schlonged

a male who possesses a larger-than-average sized penis and who is adept at wielding it.

Shawna is walking funny today because her new boyfriend is heavily schlonged.

by Madame Hyde February 26, 2011

Schlong control

The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.

A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.

by Chad Apollo May 30, 2018

Long schlong telegong

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.

"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.

by gollomosh September 3, 2022