Schlong Sack

When your nut sack is longer than your your asshole after Ant Man expanded in it.

I have a schlong sack

by TheCommunistNugget April 25, 2019

Schlong Slap

The act of using your underdeveloped third leg as a lethal weapon and proceeding to begin an extreme killing spree with the force of your massive cock being pounded against another's face.

Hey bro I cant wait to feel your Schlong Slap tonight, it feels so refreshing to have your meat against my forehead.

by schlongmurderer69696 November 10, 2020

schlong-slap

To be slapped with one's schlong.

1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.

by bluzebrother April 7, 2010

schlong sundae

A good sized penis dipped in ice cream with fudge (the kind you eat), whipped cream and a cherry on top.

Dude, I'm craving a schlong sundae.
Yeah...me too.

by Ashley McSchlong January 1, 2006

schlong schlapper

A large penis that is used to hit other people.

Evan whipped out his schlong schlapper and beat up the fool.

by Anesthesia God August 15, 2020

Smack Schlong Saturday

In Smack Schlong Saturday, you must nut as many times as you can. On the first hour, you must nut once, on the second, you must nut twice, and so on until you nut 24 times in the last hour of Saturday.

Smack Schlong Saturday is too hard, i mustn't sleep for the entire day!

by kastie1288thepro December 5, 2020

Schlong Slayer

A man who's sex is considered great, also has a penis on the larger scale as opposed to a smaller one.

-Am i a Schlong Slayer?
- A who??
- Do i have good dick? Is my sex good?
- Oh yes you are a Schlong Slayer!!

by DosVons May 8, 2010