schlonged

to get very drunk
to hit someone or thing
to bismark a someone

i got absolutley schlonged last night.
i schlonged that ball a mile
i schlonged that women last night right in the face

by Mat100 January 12, 2009

schlonged

To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.

'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'

by Maximus Aurelius May 29, 2009

Schlong

Also spelled "Shlong", Schlong refers to a to the penis in general, but usually an exceptionally long penis, but one that lacks in girth

Friend: "Wow, your schlong is huge!"
Me: "Yeah, but it's too skinny"

by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Schlong

A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."

He pees ands ejaculates from his schlong.

by zoltar July 1, 2003

schlong

Funny word for penis.

Tyler takes the schlong all night long...

by dick November 17, 2003

Schlong

An extremely long penis with considerable girth.

That Bailey has a massive schlong.

by Anonymouse269 January 14, 2014

Schlong

A man's penis. Usually, the term schlong is used when the length of one's penis is over 6.9 inches.

The priest asked to see Lil-Kim-Jong's schlong. Afterward, the did the deed in the bathrooms.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019