cock schlocked

when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina

...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!

by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008

schlong-schlapped

to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.

Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.

by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007

schlomp

to sit down in a sluggish and lazy way.

I've had such a hard day at work all I want to do is have a good schlomp.

by Westiesbesties January 11, 2008

Schlumped

When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.

Yo that nigga schlumped off the oxys and that Killa kush bro.

by bootyhunter9686 October 13, 2016

Koffer Schlampe

German for when you're only a whore when traveling, see also "Suitcase slut"

Du bist ein Koffer Schlampe
It's ok, I'm just a Koffer Schlampe

by munich.madness March 17, 2021

Schlampe

German for slut or bitch. It's a feminine noun in the language. Always remember to capitalize nouns! Über or Unter can be used as a prefix.

Joe: "She is a Schlampe."
Scott: "No, she is an Überschlampe!"

by Fledermaus187 January 31, 2005

schlumped

Extreme fatigue.

Yo Ima be extraa schlumped after doing this Precal Hw.

by K.iverson January 31, 2017